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The human world is a mess.
Life under the sea is better than
anything they got up there.

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Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?

tlyudacris:

if i ever become rich im just gonna get a small house. but have everything inside it gold. 24k gold. everything. yeah welcome to my house. sit on my couch. is my couch uncomfortable? its cause its just made of 24k gold. where is the cushions? ther also made out of 24k gold. you wanna eat??? all my food are 24k gold. im starving.

(via fake-mermaid)

sheeran-usa:

lumiere—darlingg:

This is a video the radio station put together from Ed’s private performance for 101.9fm THE MIX before the Chicago concert

(Source: youtube.com, via usasheeran)

Long Way Home - WWA Tour: Phoenix - 09/16/2014 [x]

(Source: hotdamn5sos)

nialllhoran:

look at that glorious body hair

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

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dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

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minimalisturl:

leafwhirlwind:

foxdear said: 

naruto is for nerds

yeah it is for nice educated rich nobles 

nern

(Source: bauks, via fake-mermaid)

tenerifeseas:

look at this asshole

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what

the

fuck

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GET THAT FUCKING SMIRK OUT OF MY FACE

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okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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